Saturday, July 31, 2004
somebody please tell me
that my internet is somehow malfunctioning...
no blog updates in TWO DAYS?! i know i'm not one to talk, but you regular blogging ppl should be ashamed of yourselves!
no blog updates in TWO DAYS?! i know i'm not one to talk, but you regular blogging ppl should be ashamed of yourselves!
Thursday, July 29, 2004
amish reality tv show
did anybody watch this? most of the amish acted just like the "city kids." i couldn't tell who was who for a long time (i didn't see the very beginning). i found it pretty boring.
it's amazing
...how annoying boredom can be. i've already made a list of stuff i've done (heh, not much) at my internship, signed up for some email newsletters, found some websites i wanted, emailed a few people, and i am even contemplating working on some homework...and it's only 11am. i have at least 5-6 more hours of this nonsense. ahhhhhhh
okay, there's this song
in a tv commercial for some movie, this song is playing and it goes something like "your/this love is taking control of me" something something "before."
HELP, i must find the name of this song since it won't leave my brain in peace for even two seconds.
HELP, i must find the name of this song since it won't leave my brain in peace for even two seconds.
Sunday, July 25, 2004
Saturday, July 24, 2004
Friday, July 23, 2004
for the pet lovers among us
The Difference between Cats and Dogs
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
7:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
12:30 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
7:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING ON MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. Pricks.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors, by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile bastards, I again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair.
Note - to - self: I think I'll try crapping under their bed, too. Wonder how long it'll take them to find it?
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Damn! Not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "ellergeez". Must learn what the Hell this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a bloody half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, appears to have become an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is preserved. But I can wait; it's only a matter of time...little bastard.
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:
7:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
12:30 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
7:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING ON MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
DAY 183 OF MY CAPTIVITY
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. Pricks.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors, by weaving around their feet while they were walking, almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs next time. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile bastards, I again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair.
Note - to - self: I think I'll try crapping under their bed, too. Wonder how long it'll take them to find it?
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts.They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Damn! Not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "ellergeez". Must learn what the Hell this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a bloody half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, appears to have become an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is preserved. But I can wait; it's only a matter of time...little bastard.
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Friday, July 16, 2004
anybody? bueller?
If anybody has the time, inspiration, and/or know-how to make a schwanky new blog page for our humble shbloggin', please let me know and I'll make you an administrator and you can go to town.
ta in advance :-)
ta in advance :-)
Friday, July 09, 2004
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Conversation...hopefully :-P
Would you rather...
--end hatred or hunger in the world?
--have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
--give up movies or music?
--be stranded on desert island alone or with someone you hate?
--find true love or $1 million?
--forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
--have one wish granted today or three in ten years
--give up your computer or your pet?
I was going to try to think up some creative ones that I didn't swipe off of a website, but I'm too lazy atm :-P
--end hatred or hunger in the world?
--have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
--give up movies or music?
--be stranded on desert island alone or with someone you hate?
--find true love or $1 million?
--forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
--have one wish granted today or three in ten years
--give up your computer or your pet?
I was going to try to think up some creative ones that I didn't swipe off of a website, but I'm too lazy atm :-P
